Remember the show "Monster Garage" with Jesse James? They solicited ideas for future episodes on their website. I suggested laying a split pig across the block of an old Buick Roadmaster-- the original "Road Hog". The engine would be modified like those that run on fast food grease...except this would run on the pig fat runoff. After a drive from the desert heat to the SoCal shores, they'd have a roasted pig ready for a beach party.
Gee. I can't imagine why they never wrote me back.