Ya have to drive REALLY fast to aquaplane that far...Or find a genie in a bottle. Ask him to build a bridge. He'll tell you it's an engineering nightmare, make another wish. Tell him you want to understand women...His reply will be, "That bridge...two lanes or four?"
On another note, I hope you find a buyer. I really like the DP smokers. They're pretty nice looking, seem like they'd tow well, have some great features...wish it could be me, but Cox and APS would object...