I can't help but laugh at the comment of driving to Carbondale, which is just outside of Murphysboro.
"This is pretty much the opposite corner of Illinois from where we started at 5:45 p.m. Lord, was it a boring drive. "
This is exactly what I thought when I drove from St. Louis to Murphysboro, to attend the Business of BBQ class with Mike. 135 miles of NOTHING. I drove back to the airport in a consent low hanging fog, guess what. It looked the same.