Mebbe the math in too tough for a Wildcat to fathom, but being the
biggest school in
America, not just Arizona, also means we most likely likely have the most left-handers, skate boarders and big-boobed blondes, too.

And while you are LYAO, ponder this:
The Wall Street Journal ranked ASU as #1 in AZ and #5 in the nation for producing the best-qualified graduates.
ASU is #3 in the nation for Fulbright Scholars.
U.S. News & World Report ranks ASU as the #2 most innovative school in the country and one of the best graduate schools in the U.S.
The Economist chose The W. P. Carey School of Business as one of best full-time MBA programs in the world.
U.S. News & World Report ranked ASU's Sandra Day O'Connor College of Law ranks #26 nationwide among public and private law schools, 16 spots head of UA.
UA on the other hand leads in tall freshmen who go to school for one year. (And let's not forget those hot dogs with mayonnaise on them.)
